Super Bombarda and Captain Frizz vs. The Poop Soldier

We’re two friends called Guido and Enrichetto. In this story, we’re the protagonists, only we’re superheroes and have to defeat a sausage-man.

Guido and Enrichetto have been friends since they were hanging out in their
mums’ tummies, because at the hospital their mums shared the same room,
and they became instant BFFs. After that, they went to nursery together, then to primary school. And swimming lessons. Neither of them liked swimming though, and the caps made their faces look ridiculous. Real friends like the same stuff, right? Well, they both love TV, chewing gum, video games, pizza with frankfurters, peach iced tea, sneaking peeks at gory surgery pics, and sticking on temporary tattoos. Obviously.

When they grow up, they both want to be superheroes like Superman or
Spider-Man and save the world from all the bad guys. Enrichetto is great at drawing, and Guido is a master at writing, so they invented some stories. Naturally, they’re the main characters—except they’re superheroes, of course. In the stories, Guido is Super Bomb and Enrichetto is Captain Frizz, and no one knows it’s them, because, duh, they both have masks and capes.